Went over to sportsillustrated.cnn.com, scrolling down the page, not really reading, just glancing over the headlines.

2 headlines sometimes combine at least when sleepy

It turned into Olajuwon fires 65, leads BMW tourney. For that one brief sleepy second, I think holy crap, the dream is playing golf now?

Of course then I read it, and thats 2 differnt articles. One is about someone named Villegas shooting the 65. The Olajuwon one is Olajuwon, Ewing, Riley headline new hall class.

I do that a lot particularly late at night, early in the morning or when I haven't slept worth a hoot. I assume everybody has that now and then, anybody remember some of their better ones?